keetzel:

What do you call a sheep that works at a hair salon?

A baaaaahber

zfitzgerald:

I’m a nerd, but not in the useful “you’ll all be working for me one day when I invent jet packs” way. I’m a nerd in the “I have very strong opinions about history and literature and will yell them at you if you give me even the slightest opportunity” way. And that one does not pay well.

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msthiefoftime:

like when you talk to him in the roost he asks you what it means when a companies restructuring  which probably means whoever he works for is having financial issues and he’s going to get laid off i didnt get a screenshot of this one

as you continue talking to him he discusses sea life and how he can sing

 he had some sort of job involving singing and his hobby was sailing his boat and he doesnt get to do that anymore and now he might get laid off?? thats terrible omg

on top of that he’s obviously lonely

but denies it

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kaalashnikov:

sext: let’s make ocs, world build, then have them do things together in that world

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falling-in-love-with-fandoms:

tardismyoldgirl:

i wonder if the reason that “sunshine, daisies, buttermellow, turn this stupid fat rat yellow” didn’t work is because Scabbers was actually human…

this made me look away from the computer and reconsider my entire existence

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